99 Perfect Selfie Captions for Your Next Post

11. Who is she? Alternatively styled as: She is whom?

12. Presenting, a capital-L Look.

13. The world is on fire, but hey, here’s a selfie.

14. Another day, another mirror selfie.

15. Turning pajamas into real outfits is kind of my superpower.

16. I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.

17. When you are the view, and the view is you.

18. Oh this old thing?

19. Too good not to go on the grid.

20. Introducing my new uniform.

21. Most things in life aren’t perfect, but this outfit kinda is.

22. Today, a look was served.

23. Alexa, play Freakum Dress by Beyoncé.

24. If looks can kill, this one’s lethal.

Funny selfie captions for just-bc pics:

1. I woke up like this. (Cut to a scene of my 45 minute beauty routine reading me for the liar I am.)

2. People say “go big or go home” as if home isn’t where I want to be.

3. “I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West

4. That feeling when the friend you were banking on to cancel plans doesn’t, and you have to go.

5. My face when I look at (insert favorite food).

6. Just thinking about the extent to which I once believed quicksand was going to play a Big Role in my life.

7. When you’re wearing Nikes, but you actually cannot just do it.

8. Before I return to doomscrolling, first: a selfie.

9. Me when I woke up: “I’m going to be so productive today!” Me now: “In five hours, I’ve ordered a bagel and posted a selfie. Progress!”

10. 50 other selfies were definitely not taken in the pursuit of this one.

11. Short hair, do care. Kind of a lot.

12. Pretty rude it isn’t Friday, but okay.

13. “Florals for spring? Groundbreaking.” — Miranda Priestley The Devil Wears Prada

14. POV: You’re looking for fucks to give, and they simply cannot be found.

15. (Insert funny caption I’m too lazy to write here)

16. “We don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” — Linda Evangelista, and also, me

17. That’s enough today-ing for today.

18. This selfie is definitely not procrastinating from doing Life Things.

19. My brain has too many tabs open.

20. It’s okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart, and we still love them.

21. Not sure where I’m going, but making great time getting there.

22. “You can’t pour from an empty cup,” I say before ordering another round.

23. It’s a shame I have no self(ie) control. (It’s not.)

24. Approx. 15,000 texts and emails I haven’t responded to yet, but hey, here’s a selfie.

25. Coffee is the answer. What was the question?

Selfie quotes to add a little #inspo to your feed:

1. “There’s something so special about a woman who dominates in a man’s world.” —Rihanna

2. “You — you alone — will have the stars as no one else has them.” — The Little Prince

3. “Everything you can imagine is real.” – Pablo Picasso

4. “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” – Oscar Wilde

5. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” —Robin Williams

6. “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” —Alice Walker


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